Choose your heat level
Roast first. Upgrade when you want results.
The free roast is the fun part. The upgrade is for the moment you decide your desk deserves better than survival mode.
RoastMyDesk
The Roast
$0
one free roast daily
A screenshot-worthy desk roast with the target kept on the setup.
- One desk roast per day
- Object-and-space-only guardrails
- Private by default
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Fix My Desk
$4.99
when product access opens
Turn the roast into a photo-aware plan for a desk that earns the glow-up.
- 5–10 prioritized improvements
- Actionable setup recommendations
- Helpful shopping ideas when relevant
RoastMyDesk
Glow-Up Tracker
$14.99
monthly, when available
For repeat offenders who want accountability, fresh roasts, and visible progress.
- Unlimited roasts
- Weekly progress check-ins
- Makeover plans included
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