Choose your heat level

Roast first. Upgrade when you want results.

The free roast is the fun part. The upgrade is for the moment you decide your desk deserves better than survival mode.

RoastMyDesk

The Roast

$0

one free roast daily

A screenshot-worthy desk roast with the target kept on the setup.

  • One desk roast per day
  • Object-and-space-only guardrails
  • Private by default
Start free

Most useful

Fix My Desk

$4.99

when product access opens

Turn the roast into a photo-aware plan for a desk that earns the glow-up.

  • 5–10 prioritized improvements
  • Actionable setup recommendations
  • Helpful shopping ideas when relevant
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RoastMyDesk

Glow-Up Tracker

$14.99

monthly, when available

For repeat offenders who want accountability, fresh roasts, and visible progress.

  • Unlimited roasts
  • Weekly progress check-ins
  • Makeover plans included
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No mystery charges. No personal cheap shots.